Dragon kaneki: nomnomnomnom Touka : bad kaneki! Stop it😠 Dragon kaneki: 😖

Touka: honestly Kaneki I’m the one growing a baby literally inside one of my organs. time to wake up now. get me my cake. don’t mess with a pregnant woman’s cravings

Kaneki: I FORGOT THE CAKE NO

Touka: yes, you forgot the cake now time to stop sleeping, forget vengeance, and GET ME CAKE

Kaneki: how bout if i just send one of my worm tentacles into a bakery

Touka: NO

Kaneki: okay fine *emerges*