I pray for the day when mutsuki get possessive and jealous over urie in a married couple kind of way (mucchan: look at my husband ass one more time like that and it will be the last thing you see, enjoy your meal! :D )

LMAO

All this talk about Pleasure Kaneki but no one wants to name the child the most MVP name possible, Baneki Ben. It’s truly depressing..

Pfffft. There’s only one answer. Forget trying to keep one baby alive Touka you’re having twins. Baneki Ben and Kaneki Pleasure.

Plesure kaneki: is that when you started to have feelings for her ! Kaneki: now now we’ll get to that I haven’t even turned into a ghoul yet Plesure kaneki: how long is this story ? Two manga series worth

Exactly. Kaneki tries to Root A it. Touka: nuh-uh honey here’s what really happened.

Next time on my husband is a kaiju monster ! We continue with mutsuki and her yandare adventures Mutsuki: NO BODY LOVES ME ! Urie: BOI

Urie: I love you!

Mutsuki: let me amend that. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU LOVE ME IF NOBODY SHOWS IT

Urie: you got me there. Boob hug 🤗

Mutsuki: *cries*

Urie: I’m sorry, *cries*

🎶 Kiss kiss fall in love 🎶

Jk but in all honesty I would not be a bit surprised if Urie has to convince Mutsuki if he doesn’t believe him at first.

And stay tuned for the next next episode: digging hubby out of his very hungry id.

Touka: I swear to God Kaneki you’re doing the dishes every day from now on.

Kaneki: nvm leave me in Dragon 🐉

Kaneki Pleasure first struggle will be against their name XD Please let anyone but Tsukiyama to choose it!

But it must be Kaneki Pleasure, I shall accept no other name.

Are you familiar with the Vancouver meme in regards to TG :re? It’s very popular since Vancouver is a very complex character who appeared in the Clown Arc.

So complex. So powerful that he was killed by…

Higemaru, of all people (sorry Hige).

I actually don’t know what the meme is but I am now Scared. Does… does anyone want to tell me?

It´s not that important but… “Mr. I’m Eating Tokyo for Dessert after the Main Meal of 100 Children” I can´t stop laughing about this! ps: I love your metas and your blog!

Hahaha, thank you! I have a snarky sense of humor so sometimes I worry that people might take it the wrong way when I put it in writing, but I’m glad you liked that. XDD

Like tell me that in canon Nishiki and Ayato would not make worm jokes to Kaneki when he’s freed. I know it’s a serious and tragic situation but. You gotta take the chance when you have it. It’s inner Haise’s karma for being deposed.