Tag: funny

the-transfeminine-mystique:

susiephone:

danicashipper:

clever-ginger:

takineko:

bitch-diarrhea:

parks-and-rex:

Jesus: One of you will betray Me

Judas:  Surely you don’t mean me

Jesus: 

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Judas: *betrays jesus*

Jesus:

Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!

Jesus:

Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:

Jesus:

Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”

Jesus:

The Apostles: “Holy shit you’re alive, now you’re gonna lead us to victory against the Romans, right?”

Jesus:

I hope Amon gets some focus soon. Honestly just by reading your excellent posts abt him and Akira made me all the more frustrated with how his arc has been handled throughout :re. I like him and he had a great arc in TG, like when Donato’s face came to his mind while he was trying to remember his biological parents was such a great moment (especially bcs we saw Donato praying and it was implied he was praying for Amon). Hwv, in :re he seems like a balloon wondering around.

^^ Amon in :re. 

But Lol, actually, yeah. Amon had one of my favorite arcs in TG and I still love him because of that. But in :re he’s been frustrating because I just want him to grow, and it’s hard to wait. I find his flaws incredibly relatable actually (Amon is high school me lol) and really want to see him overcome them soon. 

When isn’t Urie getting laid though lmao? First he got thoroughly chewed out by Big Madam, then Noro gave him a good licking. Afterwards he got pierced through the stomach by Amon, and proceeded to get a nice bondage session with Donut. I actually feel bad for him after writing that though, I have no clue why he doesn’t have white hair after all those beatings. Like, just who’s Kakuhou did he receive? I hope we get into who the donors are actually, it’s not really important but it’s interesting.

The white hair thing makes no logical sense does it. Lol. But yes, poor Kuki.