Blanca: I will enter a contract with you.
Yut-Lung: *hands Blanca the document*
Blanca: …
Blanca: Why does it say “dad” instead of “bodyguard?”
Yut-Lung: These are adoption papers.

I had a weird thought the other day. So, Kurapika mentioned that in order to conjurer chains, he imagined, drew, and even licked chains. So… Does that mean Kite was walking around, licking 9 different weapons??

I meaaaaaaan Hisoka did chew Bungee Gum sooooo

~~did chrollo lick books~~

the-black-sabbath:

Ok but imagine a Breakfast Club AU with Ash, Eiji, Yut Lung, Shorter and Sing.

The amount of pettiness and sarcasm would be unbelievable.

Yut Lung would obviously be the princess, Shorter the jock, Eiji the brain… would Ash or Sing be the criminal or the basket case? Hmmm

New Dabi theory.

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I see no difference.

dadneki:

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I haven’t read the new chapter and I don’t even now if it’s out yet, but, your top five characters that will need a strong drink after 175?

Kaneki, Ui, Urie, Miza, Marude. XDDDDDD

Also me.

A Summary of Tokyo Ghoul:re Chapter

kanekikenunot:

– Amon: What would Jesus do?

Donato: He just called and told me He’d flip your ass with the tables

– Amon gave away his cross lost his virginity before marriage, of course our local priest would whoop his ass.

-Wow Hikatori acting like a shipper who aint ever heard of an ot3

-Yomo rather be returning his friendship bracelet right now

– Itori would rather not be watching Uta’s lame attempts at oral

-Get your Yomo Microwave today, dinner done in two zaps or less

-Next Time on Tokyo Ghoul:re: Seidou: I’m not gonna save him. *Stabs Donut* I just think this priest is not living the good news