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Snk Characters and Hogwarts Houses

Just for fun 😛 (and also just our opinions.) Brought to you by @mercyandmagic and me. 

Gryffindor:

Eren Jaeger, Mikasa Ackerman, Reiner Braun, Connie Springer, Marlowe Freudenberg, Levi Ackerman, Petra Rai, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba, Dot Pixis. 

Hufflepuff:

Bertolt Hoover, Historia Reiss/Christa Lenz, Marco Bott, Sasha Braus, Moblit Berner, Eld Jinn, Carla Jaeger, Frieda Reiss, Hannes. 

Ravenclaw:

Armin Arlert, Annie Leonhart, Erwin Smith, Hange Zoe, Gunthur Schultz, Rico Brzenska.

Slytherin:

Ymir, Jean Kirchstein, Hitch Dreyse, Oruo Bozado, Zeke, Grisha Jaeger, Keith Shadis, Nile Dok, Darius Zackley. 

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I finished my work experience at a nursery recently, and I was wondering how the cadets would fare in a room of 13 screaming toddlers? Also there was a girl there who would always clean and tidy everything, and she hated to be touched (it’s hard to phrase that about children without sounding creepy), do you think her and Levi would kind of get on?

hajime-isayama-official:

Levi would encourage her to be a bit more outgoing with the other kids, but he’d also praise her when she does a good job.

Mikasa: Take good care of everyone, cries when she has to leave
Reiner: Manages to entertain them by playing physically exhausting games
Bertholdt: Is overwhelmed and could be mistaken for one of them
Annie: internal screaming, tries to handle them tho
Eren: starts to do a cool artsy project with the kids
Jean: Bit overwhelmed, but starts reading stories, none of the kids care
Marco: Everyone’s best friend after 0.8 seconds
Sasha: Just as energetic as the kids, after being a bit awkward at first manages well
Connie: accidentally swears too much

Historia: Plays with everyone, it’s great
Ymir: throws children around the room. They love it
Armin: Does a cool biology project about local trees with them
Levi: Is already trained in keeping noisy kids quiet
Nanaba: cuddles them all
Mike: the kids are slightly scared and Mike is sad
Erwin: Needs help
Hanji: You don’t want this, believe me.

SnK AU

Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Annie, Reiner, Bertolt, Marco, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Ymir, and Historia as preschool-age kids tormenting each other–Jean and Eren fighting while Marco cries and tries to get them to stop, Armin trying (and failing) to hold Mikasa back from lunging at Jean, Connie and Sasha climbing onto the counter to sneak cookies, Reiner and Bertolt pelting toys at everyone from behind a wall-like playpen while Annie sits scowling in disgust, and Ymir protecting Historia from the chaos surrounding them. Also Hitch musses with Marlowe’s hair while he sits in shock after a block from Reiner and Bertolt strikes him in the head. 

And teenaged versions of the Survey Corps attempt to babysit. Levi is repulsed by the mess their charges are creating, Hange finds everything hilarious and the mess charming, Mike sniffs the air and declares that “something smells,” Nanaba clutches her head and proclaims “We’re doomed!” while Petra and Oruo are too busy fighting with each other to pay attention, an irritated Gunthur and Eld try in vain to get Sasha and Connie off the counter, and Erwin phones his friend Nile for reinforcements. 

And possibly there’s a white van parked outside, driven by a certain sketchy blond and bearing the words “ZEKE’S FREE CANDY” on the side.