Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Annie, Reiner, Bertolt, Marco, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Ymir, and Historia as preschool-age kids tormenting each other–Jean and Eren fighting while Marco cries and tries to get them to stop, Armin trying (and failing) to hold Mikasa back from lunging at Jean, Connie and Sasha climbing onto the counter to sneak cookies, Reiner and Bertolt pelting toys at everyone from behind a wall-like playpen while Annie sits scowling in disgust, and Ymir protecting Historia from the chaos surrounding them. Also Hitch musses with Marlowe’s hair while he sits in shock after a block from Reiner and Bertolt strikes him in the head. 

And teenaged versions of the Survey Corps attempt to babysit. Levi is repulsed by the mess their charges are creating, Hange finds everything hilarious and the mess charming, Mike sniffs the air and declares that “something smells,” Nanaba clutches her head and proclaims “We’re doomed!” while Petra and Oruo are too busy fighting with each other to pay attention, an irritated Gunthur and Eld try in vain to get Sasha and Connie off the counter, and Erwin phones his friend Nile for reinforcements. 

And possibly there’s a white van parked outside, driven by a certain sketchy blond and bearing the words “ZEKE’S FREE CANDY” on the side.