A double date?
- Hisoka and Chrollo would be trying to one-up the other by bragging about how Illumi is the best or Kurapika is the best
- Illumi is loving it while pretending he’s annoyed
- Because he is more used to hearing what is wrong with him than what someone likes about him
- Hisoka knows he’s pretending
- Hisoka likes complimenting his boyfriend
- Kurapika is genuinely annoyed that Chrollo is rising to the bait
- He is stomping on Chrollo’s foot under the table
- But Chrollo won’t give up his boyfriend’s honor is at stake and he’s obviously the best so he must defend him
- Kurapika: finally dumps tea over Chrollo’s head
- Hisoka: thank you Kurapika
- Kurapika: flips him off and drags his boyfriend out to make out with him
- Illumi: makes out with Hisoka at the table











